Shannon Keough
The Uncensored Toddler
“So, honey, do you want to go to the park now?” Wait: Let’s pause for a moment. Toddlers tend to enjoy going to parks, right? In fact, your toddler (let’s call him Max) this very morning demanded a visit to the park. Of course, you didn’t appreciate his whiny tone, and you reminded him that polite requests can get you far in life. You might as well have been addressing a stone wall. But what else are you going to do today — watch 12 more episodes of Daniel Tiger? You tell... more